SPOILERS - Field

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Need
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SPOILERS - Field

Post by Need » Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:28 pm

Sooo i was like fuck yeah i will find whats in that maze even though i heard chomper inside it.

At first i tried to set it on fire.Thats the moment i found out wheat is fireproof.
Yet even fireproof wheat didnt scare me off.I crawled inside the maze.I crawled through that thing wich must took me atleast 2 minutes since i was prepared for attack.Advancing slowely.Nothing happened and my guard fallen down.

I suddenly was attacked by chomper.That was scariest shit soo far that happened in game for me.I almost got heart attack since that bish was silent and creeping behind corner!

I did two things :
1. filled my pants with heluva big load of crap
2.smacked brain outta that ugly jacksonface

After my heroic brawl with chomper i ventured boldy onward into maze.Finaly standing in front of the chest.
Suddenly another jacksonface slaped my ass.

I did four things:
1.got heart attack
2.got my ass slaped more
3.killed that fuck
4.had to stop game for few minutes and give myself heart massage

After this i opened that chest and guess what i found.Megazine and battery?Glorious!
Like what the fuck!I had to kill two Jackson just to get into that place and just to find this?Ok megazine is usefull but i was hoping for gas/shovel/flashlight/pack of mushrooms OR something i could use right away would suffice.

Totaly pissed i had to return into my safehouse cause it started to rain.And i am afraid of rain.They smack my ass a lot when it rains.

Freaking glorious.
sorry

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Re: SPOILERS - Field

Post by HotshotDemon » Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:04 pm

You have to be intelligent about those things. I noticed when i walked toward the entrance of the maze that I i could see the lines from left to right (assuming you enter at the bottom and have to reach the top.) I heard the Chompers cry so i knew there was one in there. So i walked around the maze and located the 2 chompers. Knowing were they were i entered the maze and stayed out of their way. Got to the chest, got my free loot and got the fuck out of there.

:)

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Re: SPOILERS - Field

Post by Gustaw » Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:26 pm

:D Agreed, the reward needs to be adequate.

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Re: SPOILERS - Field

Post by Need » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:39 pm

for Gustav.
I must agree.

For that guy above Gustav. (sorry i forgot your name and i too lazy to check) Well we both are dumb to go willing into maze with two chompers inside.
Also is that loot generated?What you got from it?
sorry

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Re: SPOILERS - Field

Post by Muttley » Sat Nov 08, 2014 4:09 pm

I just killed the chompers through the corn, good thing your axe goes through it.

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